Chameleon in Space

On 16th February 2018 at Fake Codnaveral the SpaceEggs Heavy Pigeon blasted off into history. It’s payload; Ernesto the chameleon. Born in a pet shop in Sweden, Ernesto was selected from like two other identical lizards to be yammed into a space suit and blasted into outer space.. Ernesto’s space suit is equipped with an MP3 player containing “Karma Chameleon” in 478 languages on a permanent loop.

At last check Ernesto was heading towards Loughborough at 17,500 mph having jettisoned his Walkman near the moon.