Vectober 19: Rolling

Dedicated to all the ladies, and all the fellas, and to the people who don't give a...

Well, this is actually for all the other awkward preteens of the late 90s/early 2000s sitting in an inflatable chair, chugging squeez-its, and circling all the things in the most recent Alloy catalog you would buy if your parents were loaded. Did anyone ever actually order something from Alloy?