The holidays are a favorite time of year of mine, for a few reasons. Much like every year, I look forward to the [Seinfeld] tradition of having Festivus.
We do actually have one every year, since every family in the world assumes you need to be at their house for Christmas – why not pick a couple days ahead to get a leg up on the competition?
This year's airing of grievances will likely be an emergency involving zero broken glass(es).
