KITT - Knight Rider (1982-1986)

K.I.T.T.: Speaking of jokes...
Michael Knight: We weren't speaking of jokes.
K.I.T.T.: Did I ever tell you about my cousin who thought he was an orange?
Michael Knight: No, but I got a feeling you're going to.
K.I.T.T.: Well, we would have put him a way, except we needed the juice.