Monitored ...

... by NSA! I really need this sticker to increase my sense of security. Currently I have stickers for

- my car: »Mul-T-Lock« Sticker
- for my apartment: »ABUS Alarm Systems«

… these »NSA-Stickers« I need for my workstation, my notebook and my phone.

»NSA FOC (Free Of Charge) Services« are very, very useful – especially in case of amnesia, you may ask them everything about yourself: e.g. your shoe size, the name of your wife, the number of your children (legitimate and/or illegitimate) etc. …

To avoid any possibility of confusion: my acronym »NSA« stands for »Nasty Security Agency«.