Long Shadow Sunshades Inc.

"Is your beach day ruined by a giant red mark allover your body except for the sunglasses area? Let me guess, you don't want to waste your precious vacation time applying that stupid white cream every half hour... Well, we've just got the perfect solution for you! LONG SHADOW SUNSHADES, the new sunshade brand that'll turn your sunny days into a wonderful night of joy! We guarantee the biggest shadow you can get or 2x your money back! Come try one!"

Big thanks to @Max Forastero for indirectly getting me into this super cool playoff (:

p.s. the propaganda above written is fictional, any similarity with reality is pure coincidence!

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