Yes, I posted this exact thing already, but this time there's a bonus: A link!
I had this version lying around for more than half a year now so I think it's safe to say I won't do much more with it...
So the new site is done and should suffice for a little while. A new point I finally added is an overview of all the scrapped re-designs that accumulated on my disk over the last few years.
Clearly my re-design is taking way too long. I'm seriously sick of my old site as this point though so here's a simple temporary design (just a single superfluous gimmick!) I'll put online in a few days.