Join The Empire

February 07, 2018

Sure they lost but that doesn't change their dominant past or their potential future. Buy one for yourself or someone else, it'll be therapeutic. Dribbblers save 10%: TGRU678U

The 28th Amendment

October 09, 2017

Sure, it might be an overreaction but that's what happens after years of no action. All of my proceeds will be donated to Everytown for Gun Safety. Save 10%: TGRU678U (doesn't change donated amount)

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July 21, 2017

It's the sound every comic fan loves to read. Whether you're swinging from skyscrapers or taking down baddies, this sound lets you know you're not out of fluid. Available in Men's & Women's sizes on Cotton Bureau: https://cottonbure...

No Sleep Till Git Push

June 26, 2017

It's 2am and you've been running on Cheetos and Code Red. All you gotta do is push your code so you go can go to bed.

Comey is my Homie

June 09, 2017

We all saw the testimony, is there much else to say?

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The MacGuffins!

May 23, 2017

Dr. Jones doesn't leave his classroom unless there's an important item to track down... the MacGuffin. Printed in shiny gold foil

Countdown to 46

April 28, 2017

January 20, 2021, that's the light at the end of this dark tunnel. Until then, you know what to do. Available in Men's and Women's sizes on Cotton Bureau.

Grow 'em out

April 12, 2017

The start of the NHL playoffs means one thing: Playoff Beards!!! The further you go, the longer they grow. This is the latest design of mine to make it onto a shirt. Please support my efforts by sharing it with someone you think will li...