Hey Guyz! I just released my new portfolio website that is totally unique and flat, like everyone else's! And of course, I put it in a mock-up of an iPhone 5, which I could never afford, because it makes my crappy design look cool.
(This is a joke. I'd encourage you to rebound with your own take on generic designs)
@Zethus Suen I actually used Gimp, because it's all my granny's computer could run, and then I looked up tutorials on Youtube, so you know I'm a Pro now.
It's funny to think that this will actually just confuse some oblivious passerby's as they mindlessly *heart* everything and anything that's flat and minimal
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Patrick Rogan
Hey Guyz! I just released my new portfolio website that is totally unique and flat, like everyone else's! And of course, I put it in a mock-up of an iPhone 5, which I could never afford, because it makes my crappy design look cool.
(This is a joke. I'd encourage you to rebound with your own take on generic designs)
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2 months ago
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Zethus Suen
Do you even know how to use photoshop dude? It looks like you made that in MS Paint. -10000000
2 months ago
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Patrick Rogan
@Zethus Suen I actually used Gimp, because it's all my granny's computer could run, and then I looked up tutorials on Youtube, so you know I'm a Pro now.
2 months ago
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Luke Etheridge
Was trying to pick holes but nope, you've even got a weather app in there. Good work sir!
2 months ago
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Brandon Escalante
Jon "Dough". @Patrick Rogan
2 months ago
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Patrick Rogan
@Luke Etheridge Success!
@Brandon Escalante Clever, eh?
2 months ago
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Brandon Escalante
@Patrick Rogan haha ye'! He needs his Jane though!
2 months ago
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Patrick Rogan
I see what you did there
2 months ago
It's funny to think that this will actually just confuse some oblivious passerby's as they mindlessly *heart* everything and anything that's flat and minimal
2 months ago
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Patrick Rogan
@Stephan Rosger Amen. Though I actually like hearts, they don't hurt. What hurts is mindlessness in creation and appreciation. We forget that design is invisible. (https://news.layervault.com/stories/2195-design-should-be-invisible)
2 months ago
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David Luhman
This made me chuckle a bit, it's good not to take everything so seriously on dribbble
2 months ago
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Hüseyin Yilmaz ☺
We all start small.
2 months ago
I love that flatness of this design! +1000000
2 months ago
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Patrick Rogan
@MIKE AUSTIN You said the word flat... @Jamie Syke Go get 'im, boy! Aim for the ankles like I showed you!
2 months ago
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Alex
This is amazing. I definitely want to rebound it!
2 months ago
Dont hate @Patrick Rogan. So, do you use wix.com as your preferred web platform?
2 months ago
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Patrick Rogan
@Alex Go for it. I dare you.
@MIKE AUSTIN Yeap, and I've been using MS Paint for vector art lately too. Going old school here. :P
2 months ago
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I'm on a Vendetta.
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I might even release this as a template just for kicks if I get enough requests.
2 months ago