Dribble Invite x3

I have the 3 Dribbble invitations left. Would love to give them away to some good peoples.

Here's how to get your invite.
Step 1: Tell me you love me
Step 2: Receive Dribbble invite.

Ok ok. I'm kidding. ;) Here's how you REALLY get it.

Step 1: Email npgraphicdesign@yahoo.com, with the subject line 'Dribbble + Invite'
Step 2: Include your portfolio website url + Dribbbble account url. Show me the best work you have.
Step 3: Tell me a good joke...and keep it somewhat proper. ;) You can also post the joke here if you dare!
Bonus: Like this shot and follow me on Dribbble. But...this isn't required.

That's it! I'll select 3 people by March 14th and will post a follow-up shot with introductions.

PS. Somehow lost a 'B' from the previous shot, so I'm reposting it.