Dear pencil,
As a 2B type, you are best wielded fully sharpened. Please tell your cousin, 6H, to take a hike. Furthermore, I will try very hard not to bite your wooden center so anxiously, if you will try to abstain from leaving pink streaks when you tidy up the place.
Dear pen,
You provide a steady, solid stream of black. Please withhold all unexpected messy globs that sometimes spill from your nose. Gesundheit.
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Gerren Lamson
Dear pencil,
As a 2B type, you are best wielded fully sharpened. Please tell your cousin, 6H, to take a hike. Furthermore, I will try very hard not to bite your wooden center so anxiously, if you will try to abstain from leaving pink streaks when you tidy up the place.
Dear pen,
You provide a steady, solid stream of black. Please withhold all unexpected messy globs that sometimes spill from your nose. Gesundheit.
Sincerely,
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over 2 years ago
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Rick Murphy
This is awesome Gerren. Nice strongly worded letter too.
over 2 years ago
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Gerren Lamson
@Rick - thanks. i was using both of these yesterday, and these thoughts came to mind from experience. :)
over 2 years ago
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Rick Murphy
It's awesome you took the thoughts and made a mark. A beautiful one too. Inspiring.
over 2 years ago
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Michael Spitz
Great stuff Gerren :)
over 2 years ago
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Gerren Lamson
@Michael - thanks!
over 2 years ago
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Joshua Sortino
Stuff like this is the reason I follow you ...
over 2 years ago
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Gerren Lamson
@Joshua - thanks.. I'll keep that in mind for future posts. :)
over 2 years ago