Happy Thanksgiving Dribbble!

Meet the Gobblefather. A direct descendant of the first Thanksgiving turkey, this guy is pretty much royalty within the turkey community. Known for his cunning diversion tactics and stealth flight patterns, the Gobblefather has survived many close calls. He's earned such a reputation over the years that he's been the only turkey pardoned by the last four Presidents. Some call it conspiracy, others call it divinity...either way, looks like you'll be having ham again this Thanksgiving.