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My Dribbble Rules

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  1. Nsmith_avatar Nathan Smith

    [begin_satire]

    Henceforth: I am instating a few new Dribbble rules for my shots. They're easy to follow. Keep to the rules and we'll all get along just fine. (See above)

    Note: This design is final. It has already been approved by the client (myself). It is perfect and cannot be improved upon. Do not, under any circumstances, rebound this.

    [/end_satire]

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    Update:

    That this was meant to be a parody of:

    1. http://drbl.in/qaA

    2. http://drbl.in/qiX

    3. http://drbl.in/qsO

    I actually don't have any "personal rules" for how others should use Dribbble. I don't care. Which is why it struck me as funny when someone instituted any rules beyond the general public forum rule: "be nice."

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    almost 2 years ago

  2. 768_clear_ds_w Darren Chan

    Sounds like those rules belong to Chuck Norris. =D

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    almost 2 years ago

  3. Pro Tintype_photobooth Tuhin Kumar

    Saracasm at its best! :)

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    almost 2 years ago

  4. Me Kristen Ashton

    hehehe

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    almost 2 years ago

  5. Nsmith_avatar Nathan Smith

    @Darren - That's right. I post shots with an iron fist. :)

    almost 2 years ago

  6. Avatar Doug Neiner

    Now full justification in that little space would have really accented the stunning use of Arial, but since the design is final, whatever :D

    By the way, you are awesome.

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    almost 2 years ago

  7. Nsmith_avatar Nathan Smith

    @Doug - Flattery points +1

    almost 2 years ago

  8. Nathan_tcdisrupt_large_square Nathan Fitzsimmons

    What’s “feelings?”

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    almost 2 years ago

  9. Pro Travis_sm Travis Isaacs

    OMG THIS IS SO AMAZING. CAN I GIVE YOU ALL OF MY MONIES NOW?

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    almost 2 years ago

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    almost 2 years ago

  11. Pro Jake_color_sq Jake Stutzman

    Sad but true brother

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    almost 2 years ago

  12. Pro Sumit-paul Sumit Paul

    I like how subtle the sarcasm in this shot is .. great work! :p

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    almost 2 years ago

  13. Pro Me-80 Craig Erskine

    Considering every variation of Helvetica and Lucida Grande look horrific on Windows, Arial is pretty much all you got when it comes to content fonts.

    I'm still confused as to why people hate Arial so much... it's your only choice when it comes to user controlled text. Plus, it's the only font that looks decent on all OS's.

    I think designers on Macs take for granted that all fonts look awesome on their OS... well guess what, they don't on every other OS. /rant

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    almost 2 years ago

  14. Pro Avatar-new Andrew Cornett

    You are awesome!

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    almost 2 years ago

  15. Pro Mtn_rogie Rogie

    You are so flippin' awesome Nathan! I heart u!!!!!!!!!!!! Woohoo! *tears off shirt in fan boy manner, rushing the stage*

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    almost 2 years ago

  16. Sss Arley McBlain

    Wait, not even direction like "more lens flare!"?

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    almost 2 years ago

  17. Nsmith_avatar Nathan Smith

    @Arley - Lense flare is coming in version 2.0. Because everything "2.0" has bling bling.

    almost 2 years ago

  18. Pro 500px Chad Engle

    No dropshadow. Fail.

    BUT, it's final and I'm just an orthopedic surgeon that really likes design and I know more than you because I am said client but, it looks great.

    You're awesomesauce.

    Feelings: Still intact.

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    almost 2 years ago

  19. Nsmith_avatar Nathan Smith

    @Chad - Pssh! I'm using the magical one-two punch combo: white drop shadow + white page background.

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    almost 2 years ago

  20. Pro Morse-profilepic Jacob Morse

    Ah, the white-on-white drop shadow. Good call. I thought this had a certain je ne sais quoi.

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    almost 2 years ago

  21. Square-big Manolo Sañudo

    Alright, I know I'm breaking the rules here, but I think this is completely fugly.
    You really need to learn how to use CHOCKLOCK, cause that's just wrong. Also, I can spot a few half pixels there, so that doesn't help your design either. Learn from your mistakes for the next time! :) Keep practicing. ;D

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    almost 2 years ago

  22. Nsmith_avatar Nathan Smith

    @Manolo - SORRY BUT MY CHOCKLOCK KEY STICKS FROM TIME TO TIME :)

    almost 2 years ago

  23. Pro Avatar Buck

    It needs more noise. A design is not mature until it looks like someone has sneezed on it.

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    almost 2 years ago

  24. Nsmith_avatar Nathan Smith

    It *does* need noise. Darn. The one thing I forgot!

    Though, all-caps is pretty "noisy" too

    almost 2 years ago

  25. Square-big Manolo Sañudo

    @Nathan I FEEL YA
    IT HAPPENS TO ME FROM TIME TO TIME AS WELL

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    almost 2 years ago

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