Custom Beverages for the Fam!

This Christmas, I decided to design custom labels for my families favorite drinks!

Dad · Noble King Hoppy Farmhouse Ale · Leinenkugel Vanilla Porter
Professor Moe’s Grading Time Ale
Midterm Porter & Finals Blonde
“It gets the job done!”
“It gets high marks”

Andy · HEB Mouth Wash
Dr. Gleem’s Alcohol Mouthwash
“No one suspects a gleaming smile!”
“Do whatever you like—as long as your teeth are white!”
“Next Christmas will be more fun—since you’ll be twenty-one!”

Daniela · Deep Eddy’s Vodka
DD’s Martini Mix
“Short but Strong!”

Mom · La Crema Chardonnay
Mama Cass’s pot stirrin’ juice
“Starts out smooth then it really burns!”
“Aged in pots continuously stirred”

Grandma · O'Doul's Non-Alcoholic Beer
St. Elizabeths’s Holy Year Near Beer
“Saintly Sips to Satisfy Spiritually”