A postcard I designed/sold for a recent art festival. I remember the expression used by my uncle when I was a kid. How bout yourself—Any awesome expressions you can call to mind? Comment or rebound me :D
Hahaha excellent. Can't believe I didn't see this before.
Oh. I have a ton of them:
"Put shit in one hand and want in the other; see which one fills up first."
"All his puppies are meowing."
"He's a cylinder short of a V8."
"I'm sweating like a whore in church on Sunday."
"I'm hungrier than a bitch wolf at sucking time."
"It's colder than a witch's titty in a brass brassiere."
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A postcard I designed/sold for a recent art festival. I remember the expression used by my uncle when I was a kid. How bout yourself—Any awesome expressions you can call to mind? Comment or rebound me :D
almost 2 years ago
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Sean Farrell
This is freakin hilarious
almost 2 years ago
Never heard that one before! Like it!
almost 2 years ago
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Skylar Hartman
goodness haha
almost 2 years ago
Hahaha excellent. Can't believe I didn't see this before.
Oh. I have a ton of them:
"Put shit in one hand and want in the other; see which one fills up first."
"All his puppies are meowing."
"He's a cylinder short of a V8."
"I'm sweating like a whore in church on Sunday."
"I'm hungrier than a bitch wolf at sucking time."
"It's colder than a witch's titty in a brass brassiere."
...
over 1 year ago
^ ahahaha, fantastic!!
over 1 year ago