MULEKICK #5: FREEDOM EDITION

Our friend discovered a stash of you-know-what at the local saloon, but after being chased out of the town for inappropriate behavior involving a certain substance, it was clear this wouldn't be a walk in the park.

So he hitched up a cannon and rolled it to the outskirts of town, hoping to blow the saloon wide open, rush in, and make his getaway with as many bottles as possible. Truly a surefire plan.

As he lit the fuse, his only bottle of you-know-what accidentally fell down the barrel of the cannon. So of course he climbed in to rescue it. Why would he do that?

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