Freakin' LOVE RS! Max took my fave quote about the fish, but here's another good one:
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons."
Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt of the Earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field. Your Steffi Grafs, your Sheryl Swoopeses, but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.
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Just because. Share your favorite quote if you have one!
about 2 years ago
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derek deal
perfect
about 2 years ago
"Haircuts. There are three acceptable haircuts: High and tight, crew cut, buzz cut. Are the scissors broken in your house, son?"
Edit: another.
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard."
about 2 years ago
Freakin' LOVE RS! Max took my fave quote about the fish, but here's another good one:
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons."
about 2 years ago
That expression! :)
about 2 years ago
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Jarad Johnson
Nailed it.
about 2 years ago
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Jed Bridges
YESSSSS!!!! "Because of my libertarian beliefs, I let Leslie do 90% of the work."
about 2 years ago
Uncanny.
about 2 years ago
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Alan Houser
Love the simplicity of this. So well done.
about 2 years ago
"I'm going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole."
Love Ron Swanson! Awesome show
about 2 years ago
@Scott that had me rolling when it aired.
about 2 years ago
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Artem Borysenko
Ron rules!
about 2 years ago
about 2 years ago
"If I wanted to bring a large number of deviled eggs, but I didn’t want to share them with anyone else, can you guarantee fridge space?"
about 2 years ago
This is brilliant. I want to be Ron Swanson.
about 2 years ago
On Bacon-wrapped shrimp: "That's my number one favorite food, wrapped around my number three favorite food."
about 2 years ago
You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of bacon and eggs, but what I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
about 2 years ago
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Luke Dorny
I just died.
about 2 years ago
Luuuuke no! come back!
about 2 years ago
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Ron S.
by Dave Mottram
Such a great character I had to draw him out.
about 2 years ago
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Bouké
This is so hilarious, haha! And your illustration style is so awesome!
about 2 years ago
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Lydia Nichols
Ha!
about 2 years ago
Yes!
about 2 years ago
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Ron Swanson
by Enon Avital
almost 2 years ago
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James Graves
this makes me so happy!
almost 2 years ago